Ok, this is not what you want IMO, but its really funny. My best date was when I went to Riverside (now 6 flags New England) and rode the Black Widow roller coaster. My date was trying to impress me the whole day by how much he could eat. Well, on the second loop of the roller coaster, he threw up. It was so funny. Never said another word for the rest of high school about being able to eat loads of food.
My best date was actually this last new years, and I think it was more because I knew the person and that he didn't really like bars (we went to the House of Blues in Dallas to see Petty Theft..a Tom Petty cover band) and that he went anyway just to be with me. Made me feel really special.
My best date was with my husband (then boyfriend) in November 1973. We were in some sort of dinner/nightclub and he very casually said to me that he thinks we should get married. I looked at him and asked him if he had just proposed and he said yes. Not terribly romantic, but very cute. The next day we went diamond shopping!!!
I saw a funny story today and I had to post it. I looked it up and it is NOT true, but it is still a hilarious story if you put yourself in this position...
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down andstarted.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about 'what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of someassistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced w ith a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down.' And you thought your first date wasembarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment... 'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and wassitting next to her on the Leno show.
anything that's a pleasant surprise is good. it's nice to be thrown off your toes only to find something sweet waiting for me! :) think an unplanned picnic, or joyride to the beach. :)
For my birthday one year, David took me to a lovely little cabin in the middle of nowhere Ohio. We bought food to cook at the grocery store and stayed in watching movies and relaxing together. My mom gave us a bottle of vintage Dom Perignon champagne, and we drank it and ate strawberries. Very romantic, low key and perfect for celebrating my birthday!
