The most annoying question you were asked while being Pregnant

Some people are well... socially on the level of a toad and simply don't know how to interact with other people. Ladies please share with me the most annoyiong thing people have said to you while pregnant. Here are a few of mine:

• Them: Are you pregnant? Me: Ummm... yeah. I am 31 weeks along and the size of a house how did you miss this? Them: Oh... well I wasn't sure. I thought maybe you were getting really comfortable being married and gained some weight. Me: Hmmm... In the shape of a jumbo sized beach ball in my stomach? (What else can I say to that???)
• Them: Are you excited? Me: No. I'm just having a baby. Why should I get excited??? PLEASE PEOPLE!
• Them: You look like you could pop any second Me: Well... I really hope I don't "Pop" medically that can't be safe. I do however hope I go in to labor in 9 more weeks.
• Them: Are you ready to have that baby yet? Me: That questions should be outlawed. Period.
• Them: (At work) Oh! You're still here? Me: Umm... Yeah. I still work here don't I?

So Ladies. Please share and give me a good laugh today. What is the most annoying question you got while pregnant? I am sure there are some doozies out there.

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LeAnn

Them: When are you due?
Me: In 2 months.
Them: Are you having twins?
Me: No.
Them, quietly and awed: Oh.
Yeah, I was big.

My funniest wasn't a question. I was sitting with a small plate on my portable tv tray, aka my huge tummy, and Josh started kicking like crazy. That plate was just dancing! His dad looked at it jumping up and down and said, get this, are you ready? "You're faking it."

????? Like I had a muscle left to twitch! I was faking it. Right! Ok! LOL!

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~~~~Becky

~ ~ ~ "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
~ ~ ~ Anais Ain

That is funny Becky! How can you fake that????

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LeAnn

The most annoying one was when Freddie was 6 weeks old. A lady who I'd seen just 7 weeks before said "That's a cute baby - who's is it??"
Did she just think I'd put on an enormous amount of weight and then lost it suddenly? (I weighed less immediately after he was born than before he was conceived!)

OH! Ouch!

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LeAnn

Well, once when I wasn't pregnant somebody asked me when I was due.
I threw that dress out.

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~~~~Becky

~ ~ ~ "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."
~ ~ ~ Anais Ain

for the life of me, i can't remember a lot of stupid things (ok, there were some stupid people who said the most outrageous things to me.... but we won't go there)

what got to me was TOTAL STRANGERS and friends alike seemed to think that because i was pregnant it was THEIR RIGHT to stick their hand on my stomach! ! !

keep your hands OFF OF ME! was all i could say to them............. VERY annoying to me!

lol

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kate